You are free to pretend I feel thankful for all this attention.
I thought there's no way it could ever get worse, before I saw this:
I'm not laughing. The noice you hear is me trying to asphyxiate my wailing because I feel as if my eyes just burned blind. I'd take Cruciatus anyday.
Dear Professor-
ReplyDeleteI realize that you are not happy with the attention you are receiving on your birthday (I would gag if I received that cake too), but I wanted you to know that I and many others are grateful that on this day some few years ago, you were born.
I give you my good wishes on this occasion of your natality.
Yours,
The WhollyFool