You are free to pretend I feel thankful for all this attention.

I thought there's no way it could ever get worse, before I saw this:

I'm not laughing. The noice you hear is me trying to asphyxiate my wailing because I feel as if my eyes just burned blind. I'd take Cruciatus anyday.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Professor-

    I realize that you are not happy with the attention you are receiving on your birthday (I would gag if I received that cake too), but I wanted you to know that I and many others are grateful that on this day some few years ago, you were born.

    I give you my good wishes on this occasion of your natality.

    The WhollyFool